I was at the office by myself a few years ago. Got a 1 hr massage from the new girl at the massage parlor next door. It was a nice, relaxing massage. She wasn’t sure how to use the credit card machine so she said her boss would come see me later. He did. Unfortunately, someone had sent me a dirty porno movie, so I opened it. Hardcore porn. No, I wasn’t masturbating. Anyway… movie wouldn’t close down because of bloody windows freezing. He said “oh, sorry, I’ll come back. I should have knocked”. I didn’t know what to say. Very embarrassed. It got worse. I built up courage to go next door to pay for the massage. I apologised and tried to laugh it off. I went back to my office and sat down and noticed that my fly was down the whole time as well. This was my most embarrassing moment.